The Never Ending Ice-Cream
As Icehead walks down the
road, a genie appears in front of him. "I'll grant you two wishes," says the genie.
The Icehead replies, "I want a never ending Ice Cream."
The genie says, "As you wish," and gives him the ice cream.
The icehead takes a long lick and says, "Awesome! I want another one!"
Promoting an office
But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !
The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :
Psycho-
the-
rapist.
Finish the start
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
Ugly person illness
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."